Golf Quotes
If you are caught on a golf course
during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a one-iron. Not even God
can hit a one-iron. Lee Trevino
I've been
playing so long that my handicap is in Roman.
Bob Hope
Golf is a
lot like life. When you make a decision, stick with it.
Byron Nelson
Happiness
is a long walk with a putter in your hand.
Dan Jenkins
Golf is a
game for a lifetime.
Tony Lema
Putting is
like wisdom - partly a natural gift and partly the accumulation of
experience.
Arnold Palmer
Golf is
good for the soul.
Will Rogers
Golf is a science, the study of a lifetime, in which you can exhaust yourself but never your subject. - David Forgan
If you
watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at
it, it's golf.
Bob Hope
If there's
golf in Heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an
early tee time.
Gary Player
When you
fall in love with golf, you seldom fall easy. It's obsession at first sight.
Thomas Boswell
It's
amazing how many people beat you at golf now that you're no longer
president.
President George H. Bush
Sometimes
when I look down at that little white golf ball, I wish it was moving.
Dusty Baker, Former Major League Ballplayer and Manager
I can only
thank Davis Love III for turning me onto golf and showing me it isn't a
sissy game.
Mic Michael Jordan
Before I
got out of the rough in one tournament it had turned into a shopping center.
Bob Hope
Swing hard
in case you hit it.
Dan Marino
The object
of golf is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win.
Phil Mickelson
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the
space between your ears. Bobby Tyre Jones
For me,
the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
Dave Barry
Give me
golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs
and the fresh air. Jack Benny
I had a
wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing.
Missed the ball and sank the divot. Don Adams
If you
break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Joey Adams
It took me
seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one
afternoon on the golf course. Hank Aaron
It's a
funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
Arnold Palmer
Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies. - Bobby Jones
As you
walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to
play one round. Ben Hogan
A
perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke.
Jack Nicklaus
You know what they say about big hitters... the woods are full of them.
Jimmy Demaret
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Mark Twain
It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.
Jack Nicklaus
You don't
know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in
your pocket. Lee Trevino
I'm not
feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf
course.
Groucho Marx
